London's 
                  Tea Gardens
                  An essay by William B Boulton
                 
                  
                  
                   
                
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                From 
                  the first we hear of musical rarities at the gardens. There 
                  was Mr. Stanesby, jun., for example, who in 1738 produced "two 
                  grand bassoons, the greatness of whose sound surpass that of 
                  any other bass instrument whatever," and a little later 
                  Mr. Ferron performed on "the Pariton, an instrument never 
                  played in publick before." 
                For 
                  thirty years, too, there was a succession of famous vocalists. 
                  Mary Anne Falkner, the pretty ballad singer, who fascinated 
                  half the young men of the middle century; Tommy Lowe, the tenor, 
                  whose warblings were for many seasons one of the attractions 
                  of Vauxhall, and Mrs. Vincent, who sang "Let the Merry 
                  Bells go Round," to the accompaniment of "a new instrument 
                  called the tintinnabula "; Charles Bannister gave his 'popular 
                  imitations of other well-known singers, anticipating a favourite 
                  entertainment of our own variety theatre; Nan Catley, the prima 
                  donna from Covent Garden; Defesch, the famous violinist; Dibdin, 
                  of Drury Lane; the fresh full voices of "the young gentlemen 
                  from St. Paul's choir," and scores of others, made the 
                  groves of Marylebone melodious for two generations. 
                The 
                  great Handel himself was often in the gardens listening to the 
                  performances of his own cantatas, and Dr. Arne was to be seen 
                  conducting his own glees, with a visage "like two oysters 
                  in a plate of beet-root," as Mr. Sheridan unkindly recorded 
                  in describing the Doctor's eyes and complexion. Harmony and 
                  decorum were the features of Marylebone Gardens at its prime, 
                  broken rarely by a quarrel under the trees, or the rudeness 
                  of a royal visitor like the burly Duke of Cumberland. 
                The 
                  pleasant amenities of the place appear even in the announcements 
                  of its simple pleasures. The naive and quaint advertisements 
                  of Miss Trusler, the daughter of one of the proprietors of the 
                  place at its best, could never have issued from the raffishness 
                  of Islington or the vulgarity of Bagnigge Wells. Said this lady 
                  in 1759, "Mr. Trusler's daughter begs leave to inform the 
                  nobility and gentry that she intends to make fruit tarts during 
                  the fruit season, and hopes to give equal satisfaction as with 
                  the rich cakes and almond cheesecakes. The fruit will always 
                  be fresh gathered, having good quantities in the garden, and 
                  none but loaf sugar used and the finest Epping butter. Tarts 
                  of a twelve-penny size will be made every day from one to three 
                  o'clock. New and rich seed and plum cakes are sent to any part 
                  of the town." 
                Marylebone, 
                  to be sure, was an Arcadia under the presidency of such a genius 
                  as this. It was, in fact, a place where the gentry who had country 
                  houses in the village hard by could send their children and 
                  their nursemaids in the summer days and evenings without fear 
                  of untoward molestation, and where they themselves could, and 
                  indeed often did, take their breakfast under the planes in the 
                  sun and the gentle breezes of the hayfields with which the gardens 
                  were surrounded. 
                Not 
                  that Marylebone was without its mild excitements on occasion. 
                  It is recorded that pretty Miss Fountayne, a relation of "Dr. 
                  Fountayne's, a dean of the Established Church, "was one 
                  day taking the air in the gardens when she was saluted by a 
                  young man of a gallant bearing, who boldly kissed her before 
                  all the quality. The lady started back shocked and surprised, 
                  as in duty bound. "Be not alarmed, madam," said the 
                  gentleman, "you can now boast that you have been kissed 
                  by Dick Turpin." 
                On 
                  an occasion of a much later date it is painful to record that 
                  Dr. Johnson was concerned in a slight disturbance at Marylebone. 
                  The place was then on the downward grade, and its good musical 
                  attractions had been diluted by more or less unsatisfactory 
                  displays of fireworks, displays which generally marked the beginning 
                  of the end of the better class of the London al fresco. The 
                  Doctor had been attracted by the fame of Mr. Torre's fireworks, 
                  and went to see them with his friend George Steevens. The afternoon 
                  had proved wet, there were few people present, and the management 
                  announced that the fireworks, "being water-soaked," 
                  could not be fired. "This," said the Doctor, "is 
                  a mere excuse to save their crackers for a more profitable company; 
                  let us both hold up our sticks and threaten to break those coloured 
                  lamps, and we shall soon have our wishes gratified. The core 
                  of the fireworks cannot be injured; let the different pieces 
                  be touched in their respective centres and they will do their 
                  offices as well as ever." 
                Moved 
                  by this very Johnsonian eloquence, some young men broke the 
                  lamps; but the respective centres of the different pieces remained 
                  untouched, and the uninjured cores still refused to do their 
                  offices. Such troubles, however, were rare at Marylebone, and 
                  its decorous joys, its harmonious concerts, its simple banquets 
                  of syllabubs and negus, of coffee and plumcake, are the theme 
                  of a score of kindly allusions in the memoirs and diaries of 
                  the past. 
                Its 
                  groves and its great room, its latticed arb ours and its fine 
                  company are reflected in the fine engraving published by J. 
                  Tinney in 1755, and many knowing connoisseurs contend that its 
                  simple beauty inspired the lovely painting by George Morland 
                  called the" Tea Garden," the plate after which by 
                  Smith is now one of the prizes of the sale rooms. We have described 
                  at some length these three old places of amusement, because 
                  they are, as we believe, typical specimens of the very numerous 
                  class of similar establishments, usually of smaller extent and 
                  fewer pretensions, but still having each its own special attraction 
                  for a special body of patrons, and each with a record of prosperity, 
                  fleeting often, but real at one stage or other of its career. 
                  
                There 
                  was often a prodigious competition between neighbouring establishments. 
                  Islington Spa, for example, had an enterprising competitor at 
                  its very gates in the London Spa, a name gi ven to a spring 
                  discovered in a tavern garden on a spot marked now by the junction 
                  of Exmouth Street and Rosoman Street. This institution was advertised 
                  by its proprietor, Mr. Halhead, as as good, if not better, than 
                  the opposition affair over the way "so mightily cry'd up." 
                  He produced something in the shape of a garden, and London Spa 
                  became famous as a rendezvous of milkmaids on May day. His "chalybeate," 
                  when brewed, made ale of a surpassing richness, with which the 
                  pleasure-seekers of the Welch Fair in the adjoining Spa Fields 
                  were accustomed to wash down the orthodox dish of roast pork 
                  eaten at those merry-makings in pleasant derision of the Jews. 
                  Within a hundred yards of the London Spa were the New Wells, 
                  with a reputation from quite early times for a quasi theatrical 
                  and spectacular entertainment.